Vs jokes
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Batman vs Superman?
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...