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I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.

Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

You know, Ebay sucks. I was looking for a lighter and it gave me 18,906 matches

Can a match box? No but a tin can.

Hey God what are you making?

Just a wooden stick that lights on fire

sounds like a match made in heaven

How do u turn a baby into a dog? Douse it in gasoline- light a match-WOOF

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt… Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t

Can a box match? No, but a tin can.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.