whats the difference between a zit and a catholic priest? a zit will wait til 12 before it cums on your face.
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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
how does a blonde turn off the light after having sex? She opens the car door.
what's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants