Versus jokes
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”