What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Criminal vs. Orphan
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, smarty pants, the joke is that criminals are "wanted" by the cops, but orphans are unwanted. It's funny 'cause it uses the word "wanted" in two different ways. I'm the Explain bear and I think your brain is so smooth, you are probably a democrat.