Violence jokes
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.