Violence jokes
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.