Violence jokes

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

Who are the best at bowling?

Terrorists, they always throw strikes.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.

Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"