Violence jokes
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.