Violence jokes

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.

I actually want peace, not war.

That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.

She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

What's black and white and red all over? An American School.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like it can tell its parents.

Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,

You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫

School shooting: Happens.

Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.

American Student: "First time?"

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?

He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.

I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."