Violence jokes
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.