Violence jokes
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.