Woman as Property Implication

I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, dummy. You think you're so funny, huh? The joke is that a woman is compared to property. Get it? And property bad to destroy. Now go back to your cave.

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