What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel it’s skin off.

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.

My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her

My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her

Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.

One makes you cry when you cut it up

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

whats the difference between onions and babys?

i cry when i cut onions.

How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.

What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker? I cry when I chop up onions

what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

What is the difference between a whore and an onion U don’t cry when you chop a whore

My friend said onions only cry so that’s why I threw a coconut at him

I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it

Only if Onions were emo, they’d cut themselves

Write a different of onions and dead baby

What’s the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn’t cry when you chop it.

There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry

My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry … So I threw a carrot at her