Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self harms!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it
Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry
what's the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
my sis said only garlic and onuings can make u cry
so i throw a orang at her
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
what's an old man's favourite food
wrinkled onions
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry. -
Until I threw a watermelon in her face
~Robin
I cried when my dad was chopping Onions. Onions was a good dog.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion U don't cry when you chop a whore
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
