Onion jokes

How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).

I gathered some "slapies."

The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!

I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!

I feed it to them!

They overreacted!

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Bye!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel its skin off.

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:

cabbage _50

Carrots-50

Cooking fat -100

Onions_20

Tomato-20

salt-10

Total=250

She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.

McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.

His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.

What do you get when you cut an onion?

Onion jizz.

what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?

I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.

Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby? The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.

Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!

When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!

Later!

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop a whore.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.

I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.