My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel it’s skin off.

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.

Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her

Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.

One makes you cry when you cut it up

whats the difference between onions and babys?

i cry when i cut onions.

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker? I cry when I chop up onions

I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions

   Onions was a good dog

How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.

I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

What is the difference between a whore and an onion U don’t cry when you chop a whore

My friend said onions only cry so that’s why I threw a coconut at him

Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self harms!

I started crying when my dad was chopping onions

Onions was such a good dog

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it

Only if Onions were emo, they’d cut themselves

Write a different of onions and dead baby