My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry
So I threw a coconut at her
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) 1. I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted). 2. I gatherd some slapies. 3. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.
4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye's cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! 5. I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self harms!
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry. -
Until I threw a watermelon in her face
~Robin
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I cried when my dad was chopping Onions. Onions was a good dog.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
My friend said onions only cry so that’s why I threw a coconut at him
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When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it
Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.
