Onion jokes
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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Bye!
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
Your face makes onions cry.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.