If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
What do you get when you cross a pediphile and an elementary school? Predator 3
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
Alien vs Predator
Cosby vs E.T.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What is a pedophile's favourite dating site? Kinder
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
What do you getting you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
Q.if i go 1 on 1 with Harvey weinstein i wont get raped A. im not a 14 yr old girl
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
