If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What is a pedophile's favourite dating site? Kinder
What do you get when you cross a pediphile and an elementary school? Predator 3
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
What do you getting you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
Q.if i go 1 on 1 with Harvey weinstein i wont get raped A. im not a 14 yr old girl
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
