Predator jokes
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why do mountains get so big? They have no natural predators.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"