Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- " You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! yeah I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
oof
that moment when the disabled kid has to take the pacertest
I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.
He didn't show up for the rest of the year.
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him "sir are you drunk?" The man responds "No sir i'm not drunk." So the Officer asks "how high are you?" And the man responds "no sir, its high how are you."
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
I was having sex with my girl and she said she likes it rough so i socked her in the face.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
oof
knock knock, whos there, knock knock, knock knock who? Can you let me in now?
what do you call a dabbing cow?
udder savagery
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;
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