Violence jokes
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.
Then I waited for the results.
Memes
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Clap em sis!
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.