What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Violence Jokes
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
A baby stapled to ten trees.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
