Violence jokes
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Memes
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.
Then I waited for the results.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
A baby stapled to ten trees.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?