Violence jokes
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Clap em sis!
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"