Violence jokes
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.