Violence jokes
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Memes
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"