Violence jokes

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like it can tell its parents.

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?

Nothing, they blew him up.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

What's black and white and red all over? An American School.

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

Who are the best at bowling?

Terrorists, they always throw strikes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

If you're bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.