Violence jokes
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Things said by racist aliens: "Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get the hell out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
How do you make a baby cry? You run over it with a lawn mower.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!!