Violence jokes
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.