Violence jokes
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.