Violence jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.