Violence jokes
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Memes
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.