How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar
Where do alien Cows come from?
-the Milky Way
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
what do you call a friend in space? space friend
Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home
Alien vs Predator
Cosby vs E.T.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
Why where ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
What happens when a alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device .-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ...
what do you call a lesbian alien a lesbeening
Chris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space does that make him an Australien
wath goos boo a caw wath no lips
