What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
what do you call a friend in space? space friend
Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home
Alien vs Predator
Cosby vs E.T.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
If aliens were real
Then orphans would finally have a home
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
Why where ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
why humans hate aliens because fortnite took them out of the game and i want aliens back in fortnte
What happens when a alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device .-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ...
