What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
Where do alien Cows come from?
-the Milky Way
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
If aliens were real
Then orphans would finally have a home
Why where ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
What happens when a alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device .-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ...