What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight?
Alien vs Preditor
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
Where do alien Cows come from?
-the Milky Way
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
Alien vs Predator
Cosby vs E.T.
Your mamma’s so fat the aliens call her their mother ship
What is an alien’s favourite chocolate? A mars bar
Your is so ugly that aliens don’t come here
A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn’t go to your house
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
Roses are red violets are blue I have a joke so are you
Glip gloop glap
Things said by racist aliens:
“Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
Things said by racist aliens:
“Some of my best friends are Green.”
“I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.”
“You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.”
“We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!”
“Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.”
“You 2-headed people are so stupid!”
“No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.”
“Get the hell out of my store you grigger!”
“The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs Predator
An alien walks in to a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him and the alien touches his shoulder. The man says do that one more time and I’ll run you over. The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says do that again and I’ll chop your dick off. He touches him again. The man pulls the aliens pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
ONCE THE ALIENS WAS GONNA HAVE A PARTY , THEY HAD TO PLAN-ET
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington? John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
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