Alien

Alien Jokes

E T

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!

Orphan

How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.

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  • Mexican

    Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?

    To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.

    Rape

    There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

    Typo

    Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

    Alen vs. Predator.

    Sex life

    If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

    Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."

    Human

    Why do humans hate aliens?

    Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!