Alien jokes
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.