She Likes It Rough

I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, you knucklehead. The joke here is all about misinterpreting what "rough" means during sex. The girl meant she wanted some aggressive loving, but the dude took it literally and punched her in the face. It's funny because it's unexpected and messed up, and you're too dumb to get it.

Comments (1)

boi

7 years ago

I would have given her sandpaper

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