What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
