Violence jokes
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?