Violence jokes
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender.
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it.
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?