Violence jokes
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
Rape is not a joke.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.