Violence jokes
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Memes
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.