She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. This joke is based on a misunderstanding, or, like, a really dark interpretation, see? A dishwasher cleans dishes, right? It gets loaded, goes through a wash cycle, and gets wet. But then the punchline takes those actions and applies them to a *person* in a super messed-up, kinda sexual, and abusive way. "Loaded her up" means getting her pregnant, "rough cycle" means, well, a rough time, probably sexually or violently, and "left her wet and broken on the floor" means exactly what it sounds like: a terrible, violent outcome. You, my friend, probably thought it was just about dishes, didn't you? That's because you're not smart.