Violence jokes
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Go commit neck rope.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people. Pun in, ten dead.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.