Violence jokes

What do you call a swimming terrorist?

A bath bomb.

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

Kill yourself, hoes!

What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.

What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.

A brunette fought and didn't get raped.

A blonde thought and did get raped.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.

Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡

You're dead inside.

(Stabs him 23 times)

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.

When you get caught about to shoot up the school,

*slowly puts AR to chin*

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.

Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.