If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Orphan's Dilemma
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke suggests hitting an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents? Nope! Because they're orphans, ya dingus! I know it might be hard for a person like you to understand it, but I hope that you can get it now.