My mom told me drugs are my enemies… but Jesus said to love your enemies




My mom told me that drugs are my enemes…But jesus said to love my enemies



What is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s greatest enemy?

The low ground


Tanner Pomeranz

The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.

Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.

One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!

He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!

Coach said to himself, “I got to have this guy. He’s got the best arm I’ve ever seen!”

He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.

The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.

“Mother,” he yells over the phone, “We just won the Super Bowl!”

“Don’t talk to me,” the woman says. “You abandoned us. You can’t be my son.”

The young Iraqi begs, “Mom, you don’t understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!”

“I don’t care,” his mother snaps. “Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped.”

Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit.



What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy

We have beef



1.What do you call chesse that’s no yours - Nacho Chesse

  1. Knock Knock WHO’s there ash ash who-ashOoO
  2. How does the ocean say hello - he waves
  3. Why can’t elsa have a ballaon- Because she will let it go
  4. What do you can your enemy- You dont call it at all



If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.



If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.



Mom told me drugs are my enemies Jesus said to like your enemy’s Yay i can like drugs then



In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Corona Virus and toilet paper.


laughing stock

three indans get captured by an enemy leader and the leaders says "go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind.The first one comes back with apples.The enemy leader says "shove them up your butt and don’t make a sound or i will kill you.He get to two and yell.The leader killed him.He goes up to heaven.The second guy come back and has grapes he gets to 9 and laughes.The leader kills him.He goes to heavenThe first guy askes the second guy why did you laugh you had it in the bag.The second guy said he say the third guy carring pineapples.




The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemie’s side die for his.


USSR Soldier

Their was a enemy with a machine gun. My commander said “Un-arm the enemy”. So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.



Mom said drugs are my enemies,god said love your enemies.What do i tell her?



Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch Me: Strange…Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?



What do sheep hate there enemies goats



There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

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