Pregnant Lady on a Step

What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?

Push 'em.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, you smooth-brain. The joke is that instead of helping a pregnant lady on a step, you push her. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda mean. You know, kinda like your mom.

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