I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
That's A Lot Of Damage
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Okay, so listen up, smarty-pants. The joke is that this dummy is cutting himself and quoting a meme from a Flex Seal commercial, thinking it's funny. Flex Seal is supposed to fix everything, but it doesn't work on his self-inflicted wounds. See, you're probably sitting there scratching your head, wondering why your parents still think you're special. Newsflash: you ain't.