To all my haters, keep sucking. Im about to cum
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sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick
This dick ain't gon to suck itself
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You have to be a good mom to be a milf
Me: you have pretty eyes Her: thank you Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
I want a relationship *Masturbates* I don't want a relationship
why cant the orphan eat doritos They where all family sized
Her chest was so flat felt gay while hugging her
im throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants lemme know if you can't cum
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1s thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
I don’t have another talking stage in me 🤦🏿♂️do you squirt & is yo BD dead 😭
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals or cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth. I'll let u decide
*having sex on lexapro* her: cum for me baby me: im trying
OnlyFans but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea. Only Cans
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
If this pops up on your timeline , fuck you
Dont take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you, as a joke
I MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST CANDLE ON THE CAKE BUT U CAN STILL BLOW ME
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.