B1gD1ckW31S

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B1gD1ckW31S

To all my haters, keep sucking. Im about to cum

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sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick

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the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

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This dick ain't gon to suck itself

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You have to be a good mom to be a milf

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Me: you have pretty eyes Her: thank you Me: I can make them roll back ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฅด

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I want a relationship *Masturbates* I don't want a relationship

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why cant the orphan eat doritos They where all family sized

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Her chest was so flat felt gay while hugging her

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why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy? Because he wanted someone to call mommy and daddy

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My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

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im throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants lemme know if you can't cum

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Why is sex like math?

You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray thereโ€™s no multiplying.

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Fall coming ๐Ÿ grab you a hoodie & sum1s thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‚

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I donโ€™t have another talking stage in me ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธdo you squirt & is yo BD dead ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals or cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth. I'll let u decide

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Donโ€™t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. ๐“๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ.

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*having sex on lexapro* her: cum for me baby me: im trying