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Me: you have pretty eyes Her: thank you Me: I can make them roll back ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฅด

why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy? Because he wanted someone to call mommy and daddy

Why is sex like math?

You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray thereโ€™s no multiplying.

Fall coming ๐Ÿ grab you a hoodie & sum1s thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‚

I donโ€™t have another talking stage in me ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธdo you squirt & is yo BD dead ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals or cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth. I'll let u decide

Donโ€™t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. ๐“๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ.