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I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals or cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth. I'll let u decide

Donโ€™t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. ๐“๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ.

*having sex on lexapro* her: cum for me baby me: im trying

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Donโ€™t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. ๐“๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ.

jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

I wish my grass was emo. So then it could cut itself.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

If you're bored, Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? tell their parents?

If this pops up on your timeline , fuck you

If this pops up on your timeline , fuck you

Dont take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you, as a joke

I MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST CANDLE ON THE CAKE BUT U CAN STILL BLOW ME

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

Why are Orphans so bad at dodgeball

Because no one misses them

Why do orphans play gta

So they can be wanted