To all my haters, keep sucking. Im about to cum
sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick
the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself
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You have to be a good mom to be a milf
Me: you have pretty eyes Her: thank you Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
I want a relationship *Masturbates* I don't want a relationship
why cant the orphan eat doritos They where all family sized
Her chest was so flat felt gay while hugging her
why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy? Because he wanted someone to call mommy and daddy
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
im throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants lemme know if you can't cum
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1s thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
I don’t have another talking stage in me 🤦🏿♂️do you squirt & is yo BD dead 😭
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals or cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth. I'll let u decide
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓭𝓲𝓮.
*having sex on lexapro* her: cum for me baby me: im trying
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