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sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick
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This dick ain't gon to suck itself
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You have to be a good mom to be a milf
Me: you have pretty eyes Her: thank you Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
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why cant the orphan eat doritos They where all family sized
Her chest was so flat felt gay while hugging her
why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy? Because he wanted someone to call mommy and daddy
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
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Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1s thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
I don’t have another talking stage in me 🤦🏿♂️do you squirt & is yo BD dead 😭
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals or cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth. I'll let u decide
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
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