Puns

Euan

One day I came home from school and said to my dad ‘I got expelled from school today’ he said ’ how’ I said I threw my book at the teacher’ he asked why’ I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can’t hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. ’

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Roast

Lola

Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.

Nothing

Anonymous

If you push some one that’s bullying, if you kill some one that’s murder, if there is no evidence it’s nothing

5

Depression

RandomNameCuzI'mLazy 6^6

Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T

Difference

Anonymous

what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

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Wife

Anonymous

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

Rock

Anonymous

I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way

Depression

Jasmine

It’s funny that everyone is depressed like I mean Bullys are depressed Nerds are depressed Bad girls/boys are depressed Kind humans are depressed

Step

Anonymous

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

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Depression

Anonymous

The depperessd kid getting bullied the bully : you are useless the depperessd kid : i know

Cake

Anonymous

What did the cake say to the fork?

Do you want a piece of me!!!

Orphan

Anonymous

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan. What are they gonna do tell there mum

Stop

Bully

I wrote a passage to stop about bullying and it was easy do you know why

Because I am a bully!!!

Personal

Anonymous

Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide

7

Sister

hi

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can’t even see it.

Guy: No I see your sister’s head

7

Die

Please

Bully: You’re gonna die. Me: Hurry up then.

Sister

Anonymous

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!

Orphan

under ur bed

why can u bully orphans?

what are they gonna do, go tell their parents

Roast

Anonymous

Bully: I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash Me: 🤔So that’s why you haven’t burnt yourself yet🤔