Bullying jokes

One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Bully: You're gonna die.

Me: Hurry up then.

When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.

Don't bully.

Bully: "Nobody loves you."

Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

And your IQ is 5.

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.

Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.

The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.

The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:

Bullys are depressed.

Nerds are depressed.

Bad girls/boys are depressed.

Kind humans are depressed.

I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Bully: "You are so stupid!"

Classmate: does nothing.

Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"

Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."

Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?

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Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."

Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔