One day I came home from school and said to my dad ‘I got expelled from school today’ he said ’ how’ I said I threw my book at the teacher’ he asked why’ I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can’t hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. ’
If you push some one that’s bullying, if you kill some one that’s murder, if there is no evidence it’s nothing
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
How do Asian people name their children?
they throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? msg it to @chelsearosegraham
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
Bully: Ur Gay
Me: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN’S PLAN
Bully: * runs away and hears crash*