Bullying jokes
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."
Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!