One day I came home from school and said to my dad 'I got expelled from school today' he said ' how' I said I threw my book at the teacher' he asked why' I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can't hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. '
If you push some one that's bullying, if you kill some one that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash." Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
Bully...you such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can't even see it.
Guy: No I see your sister's head
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school
Man, I loved that wheelchair
You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn't get back up.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
Bully: You're gonna die. Me: Hurry up then.
