Bullying jokes
One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."
Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Don't bully.
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.