Bullying Jokes

Euan
in Puns

One day I came home from school and said to my dad ‘I got expelled from school today’ he said ’ how’ I said I threw my book at the teacher’ he asked why’ I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can’t hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. ’

Anonymous

If you push some one that’s bullying, if you kill some one that’s murder, if there is no evidence it’s nothing

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Lola
in Roast

Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why is it so easy bullying orphans They can’t tell their mom

RandomNameCuzI'mLazy 6^6
in Depression

Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T

Bully

I wrote a passage to stop about bullying and it was easy do you know why

Because I am a bully!!!

Anonymous
in Roast

Bully: I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash Me: 🤔So that’s why you haven’t burnt yourself yet🤔

Anonymous

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

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Anonymous

what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

Anonymous

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

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Anonymous
in Orphan

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan. What are they gonna do tell there mum

Please

Bully: You’re gonna die. Me: Hurry up then.

Anonymous

Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide

hi

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can’t even see it.

Guy: No I see your sister’s head

Anonymous

I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way

Anonymous
in Fat

You shouldn’t bully fat people

They already have enough on their plate

Anonymous
in Star Wars

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!

Anonymous

What did the cake say to the fork?

Do you want a piece of me!!!

Jasmine
in Depression

It’s funny that everyone is depressed like I mean Bullys are depressed Nerds are depressed Bad girls/boys are depressed Kind humans are depressed

brucepee
in Orphan

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?