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Heroin Monkey

The image shows the front of a liquor store with wooden poles angled into the ground near the parking lot. Text overlaid on the image says, "The front of a liquor store".

Heroin Monkey

A still from a television program showing two muppets. Grover wears a blond wig and a brown jacket, while the other one is blue with a brown wig. The text says: "Grover mocks Mr. Johnson by dressing up as his dead wife."

Cahyani Ambara

When I saw this, I couldn’t stop laughing

A screenshot of a comment section. The first comment by Rukulukukukupoopoo says: "I love your wife." The second comment is from George W. Bush and says: "So you're the one I've seen in my garden recently..."

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

Chri5

Hm, free food

The image shows a Chinese restaurant sign that offers discounts for bringing a girlfriend or wife and a free meal for bringing both. Below, there's an image of Wario looking upset with the text "I've won...but at what cost?"

Anonymous

Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".

Chri5

Yessir

A man looking over a fence with the text "MY WIFE IS FURIOUS AT OUR NEIGHBOR WHO SUNBATHES TOPLESS IN HER BACKYARD. PERSONALLY, I'M ON THE FENCE."

Heroin Monkey

YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS COOL AND
BADASS CASTLE FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE
BUT NO MORE SMOKING METH AND BEATING
YOUR WIFE AND KIDS. COULD YOU DO IT??

God Pt.2

A woman is sitting at her desk looking at a computer screen. On the screen is a picture of a black chicken. The text above the image says: "The only logical explanation for my wife's search history."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a portrait of Walt Whitman, with the text "Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend. - Walt Whitman" above him.

原田

An older couple standing close together, with the wife's arm around her husband. The text above says "Me as a wife annoying my husband until the end of time." The URL boredpanda.com is at the bottom right of the image.

T.walk1992

A yellow minion with a big smile and goggles is on the right side. The text on the left side reads: "IF ROBBERS EVER BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND SEARCHED FOR MONEY I'D gang rape my wife."

T.walk1992

A picture of Vector from Despicable Me saying 'Oh, yeah!' with the text 'When Dad smashes your Xbox so you smash his wife' above him.

Heroin Monkey

Ronald Reagan
•Gets shot once
•Cries about it
•Immediately enacts gun
control like a scared baby
John F. Kennedy
.Gets shot twice
•Eats the first shot for breakfast
•Second shot blows his brains all
over his wife on live TV like a boss
Theodore Roosevelt
•Gets shot once while giving a speech
infront of a huge audience
•Laughs it off
•Continues to give his speech for the next
hour while roasting the would-be assassin

RapBoat Bonus

Elvis with his future wife, Priscilla, who was 14 at
the time they met
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"Tryna strike a chord, and it's prolly A-Minor"
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Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two sections. The top section shows Hillary Clinton with text that reads "Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. - Hillary Clinton". The bottom section shows a man looking sad with text that reads "MEN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE PRIMARY VICTIMS OF RAPE. IT HAPPENS TO THEIR WIVES, THEIR MOTHERS, AND THEIR DAUGHTERS."

MEME LORD

when you mix your dead wife's eggs with
your now dead son's sperm and drink
the mixture without feeling bad about it
because it's technically not cannibalism
veryrelatablenigga

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a collage of two YouTube video frames, followed by an image of Thanos. The first video is titled "How to Make Hulk Juice!" and shows a man holding up a glass of red liquid. The second video is titled "My Wife Left Me" and shows the same man looking sad and surprised. Below these two images is Thanos looking determined with the caption "A small price to pay for Hulk Juice."

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