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What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says “Sorry, It was an axe-cident!”

People are like trees… They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

i remeber my grandma last words what are you doing with that axe