Literal Disarmament

There was an enemy with a machine gun.

My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."

So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.

Enemy
Machine Gun
War
Arms
Military
Violence

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, kiddo. This joke is funny because the soldier takes the order to "un-arm" the enemy LITERALLY. The commander meant disarm as in take away his weapon. But the soldier, being a big dummy, just chops off the dude's arms. It's a play on words, see? You probably play with dolls.