There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
Literal Disarmament
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, kiddo. This joke is funny because the soldier takes the order to "un-arm" the enemy LITERALLY. The commander meant disarm as in take away his weapon. But the soldier, being a big dummy, just chops off the dude's arms. It's a play on words, see? You probably play with dolls.
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