911 whats your emergency? Me: Officer My Girlfriend is dead! Operator: What Happened!? Me: She Bit The Tip
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
Top tip; if your wife asks "what would you like to do to my body?" 'identify it' is the wrong answer
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor? The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.
pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they cant cry to their parents
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for your self. Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for your self be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for your self and others if they need it. Best-Gwen
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Study tip: laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears
me before: why do bandanas exist they ugly me after seeing ur hairline: oh i seee me giving pro tip: get a bandana LMAO
Health and safety tips: looking at your hairline is hazardous, for your best interest please look away.
