Like if you know someone emo
Follow me if you know someone smart.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?