What do you take care of after a car crash? The witnesses
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet then leave with your house and car.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
If you wont to get mental damage, visit the site:
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Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why? Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose
A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house
I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
Apparently I'm not aloud home house fires, but the neighbours their house burnt lovely
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage what so ever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof —and falls 15 stories to the ground. Splat. The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
my jacket tore a little bit. it's a ripper.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
Study tip: laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears
