Violence jokes
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...