Violence jokes
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.