Violence jokes

Roses are red, Burnt bodies are black.

You'd look great With a knife in your back.

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No!!!!"

"That's the spirit!"

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?

What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?

At least one does something when it is triggered.

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have? 10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.