Ups Jokes

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..

I now suffer from anxiety aND depression :\

Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesn’t have legs

What is the worst comedy for disabled people?

Stand Up Comedy!

Cheer Up!! Old age doesn't last that long!

My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!

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After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.

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Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.