Unforgettable Carrot

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What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.

Categories

  • Carrot
  • Vegetable
  • Ass
  • Food
  • Pain
  • Memory

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dum-dum. The joke starts with a common question about vegetables and memory, making you think of healthy stuff. BUT THEN, the punchline hits you with a totally unexpected, crude, and painful reason why a *carrot* would be unforgettable. You thought it was about brain health, didn't you, smooth brain? It's about a... different kind of unforgettable *experience*.

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