Chandelier jokes

I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.

What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?

A human chandelier.

What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?

“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.