Chandelier jokes
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.