I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
Chandelier Jokes
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.