Chandelier jokes

What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?

A human chandelier.

What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?

“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”

I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.

A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.

The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?

Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!