Chandelier jokes
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.