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You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”

My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.

Don’t look! I saw you pecan through the window

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

Float like a butternut, sting like a bee.

Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.

Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?

If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

No pine, no gain!

You pe-can do it!

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts

You must be rich! You’ve got all the cash-ews

Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?

Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.