Whats the worst part of a down syndrom relationship? Theres more downs then ups!
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs
Life has ups and downs and they had downs
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
"Rehab's for quitters and I don't give up."
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
A boy walks up to a girl and says " i would tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long" then the girl say's " yeah, i would tell you a joke about my pussy but you'll never get it."
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live." The man says " 10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?" The doctor calmly replies "Nine"
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
