Voltage jokes

Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?

It was quite a shocker.

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

Boobs are like batteries...

AA will get the job done...

C is bigger than AA...

D is bigger that C...

...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))