Denise and Denephew

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"

"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."

The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"

The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."

"What about the boy?" the woman asked.

The doctor said, "Denephew."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You missed the wordplay here, didn't ya? See, the girl is named "Denise," and the boy is named "Denephew." Get it? "Nephew" sounds like "nephew," as in, the woman's brother is the twins' uncle. You are so dumb.

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