Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

4. What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

I’m like a teddy bear. I don’t like to be fucked.

why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his desert?

he was stuffed.

Why doesn’t a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed

Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?

Becasue he was too stuffed.