Puns

Anonymous

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

Ear

HAHA
  1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

  1. What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

  1. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

  1. What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

  1. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Bear

Anonymous

I’m like a teddy bear. I don’t like to be fucked.

Bear

Chengjun Lin

why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his desert?

he was stuffed.

Puns

A teddy bear

Why doesn’t a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed

Puns

Abderahmaan Assad

Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?

Becasue he was too stuffed.

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