The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Gage
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? "Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "you mathematicians don't know your limits."