What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Shoes and Slaves: A Dark Comparison in Joke Form (NOT funny!)!?!?!?!???!?
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You really outdid yourself with this gem. So, you are trying to compare shoes with slavery. You are making the argument that they are both items you tie up when they are loose. That is not ok!