"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
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What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people. And then it exploded.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.
