A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
Your local comrade
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"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
The ultimate speedrun
I can now cross it off my bucket list
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
When you and your friends find a higher form of living
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.
