-"You wanna play the rape game?" -"No" -"That's the spirit!"
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What do you call a US border hopper? A Mexican jumping bean
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people. And then it exploded.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.
