Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
Bank Robber Jokes
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
