Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police
And he wound up in prison
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
Mommy mommy! Are we Bank robbers? Shut up and pass me the note.
