Little Johnny is a trucker. He stops at a bar. Johnny sees a sign that says, "Hamburgers for two dollars, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars." He walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" She replies, "Yes, that's me." Johnny says, "Well, can you wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger?"
Little Johnny at the Bar
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Listen here, you absolute buffoon, you are the one who wrote this, so I know you don't get it! First of all, you should know that the joke sets up an expectation of a sexually suggestive situation, given the sign at the bar and Johnny's question. You understand? But then the punchline pivots to a totally different meaning. It's a misdirection, do you understand now?! It's funny because it makes the listener expect a handjob, when Johnny just wants a clean burger. You stupid, stupid human!
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