Daughter

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jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

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Jack

no name

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy

Adult

Hotel Hideaway

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Child

Anonymus

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

High

Daddy Jack

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son

4

Jack

Anonymous

Jack and jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jills real name is Randy

High

Addison

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.

Jack

Anonymous

Jack and jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy Jack got a surprise and blood shot eyes because jill gave him a roofie

Offensive

Apache attack helicopter

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Offensive

Balzac2900

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy

Son

Anonymous

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

Smoking

Anonymous

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

Offensive

☠Joker

jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed jill’s thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, But stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Suck

Hi

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

Offensive

McPhucker

Jack and Jill went up the hill, so jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

Difference

Oscarrocks

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes and that’s when he realized… Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter

Jack

Gamer

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy. Yes, this joke is stolen.

High

Anonymous

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “you know you wanna,” Jill said “yes,” and lifted up her dress, then they had some fun, but silly jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Jack

dirty

jack and jill went up a hill so jill could lik jacks candystik but jill got a suprise wen she saw her borfiend rik he got so angre jack has no candestik no more jill went home whith a black i and rik got arested for cuting jacks candystik

Jack

Joker

Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack got mad kicked jill in the ass because she couldn’t make him cum