Jack and Jill Jokes

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jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

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Hotel Hideaway
in Adult

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy

Daddy Jack

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son

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Anonymous

Jack and jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jills real name is Randy

Anonymous

Jack and jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy Jack got a surprise and blood shot eyes because jill gave him a roofie

Anonymus
in Child

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Apache attack helicopter
in Offensive

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Anus McDickNuggets

Jack and Jill

went up the hill

so Jack could lick Jill’s candy

but Jack had a shock

with a mouth full of cock

cause Jill’s real name was Randy

With a tight cheeked fanny

and shlong expandy

Jack’s face turned uncanny

Off he ranny

to tell granny

his best friend was a tranny

Anonymous
in Smoking

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

Oscarrocks

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes and that’s when he realized… Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter

Balzac2900
in Offensive

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy

Joker

Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack got mad kicked jill in the ass because she couldn’t make him cum

Addison

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.

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Anonymous

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

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Anonymous

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marrahwanah jack got high slapped her thigh and then they had some fun Jill for got to take her pills and now they have a son

Gamer

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy. Yes, this joke is stolen.

Anonymous

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “you know you wanna,” Jill said “yes,” and lifted up her dress, then they had some fun, but silly jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Anonymous

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son.