Jack and Jill Jokes

jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son

Jack and jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy Jack got a surprise and blood shot eyes because jill gave him a roofie

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.

Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.

But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..

jack and jill went up the hill to find there dad again

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf,

Jack got high and dropped his fly,

and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could wack off Jack, Jill yelled out Jack, where is your sack? Said I'm not Jack I'm your friend Nancy

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marrahwanah jack got high slapped her thigh and then they had some fun Jill for got to take her pills and now they have a son