Worst Jokes Ever

Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

How does a disabled kid walk to school?

He wishes he had the facilities to.

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.

I made that one up.

What is black and at the top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

Feminists are a joke.

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?

How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."