Worst Jokes Ever
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.