If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter “People under 12 eat free right” the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I’m 13.
“Waiter, my steak is too skinny.” “It’s a strip steak, sir.” “At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!”
A burgur walks into a bar and says: “Hi sir can I have a glass of water?” And the waiter says: “I’m sorry sir we don’t serve food here,”
An old man walks to a busy restaurant, he tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, ‘can I have a discount, I served in the war’ the waitress says ‘Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?’ ‘Nein’ said the old man.
a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said “sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant”. So he stretches his eyes and says “oh herro can i get some chiri”.
Why is a waiter good at math?.. Because it he knows his TABLES .🤣🤣
Waiter: can I have your order? Me: no it’s mine!
so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says “you cant be here”
and the mushroom says “why i’m a Fungi”
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend; and the maitre d’ says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
the deaf man said to the waiter. mmmm the waiter said no english than the deaf man signed’ f u’
Went to my local Indian restaurant asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala the waiter said what’s that I said it’s the same as a tikka just a little otter
Waiter says “Sir we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don’t worry… It has even more zip & twang to it”
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say “Boy you Can Keep It”
one day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar,I ordered a drink,Howard told the waiter to put it on his… BILL
The waiter recommended the rug meal. She said it was delicious, but it’s a tassle to make.
The waiter asked me how would you like your steak? I replied “as soon possible” !!!