Puns

Leeluvsdoodless

If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?

Girlfriend

NotAKiller AreYouACop?

Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter “People under 12 eat free right” the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I’m 13.

Steak

GMCurto

“Waiter, my steak is too skinny.” “It’s a strip steak, sir.” “At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!”

Bar

Markey

A burgur walks into a bar and says: “Hi sir can I have a glass of water?” And the waiter says: “I’m sorry sir we don’t serve food here,”

Old Man

David the asian man

An old man walks to a busy restaurant, he tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, ‘can I have a discount, I served in the war’ the waitress says ‘Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?’ ‘Nein’ said the old man.

Restaurant

fuqboi

a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said “sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant”. So he stretches his eyes and says “oh herro can i get some chiri”.

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Puns

Waited

Why is a waiter good at math?.. Because it he knows his TABLES .🤣🤣

Mine

Anonymous

Waiter: can I have your order? Me: no it’s mine!

Puns

the edgelord

so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says “you cant be here”

and the mushroom says “why i’m a Fungi”

Girlfriend

Anonymous

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend; and the maitre d’ says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

Man

Anonymous

the deaf man said to the waiter. mmmm the waiter said no english than the deaf man signed’ f u’

Animal

Colin

Went to my local Indian restaurant asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala the waiter said what’s that I said it’s the same as a tikka just a little otter

Ranch

Stevie B #5

Waiter says “Sir we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don’t worry… It has even more zip & twang to it”

Restaurant

Songs

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say “Boy you Can Keep It”

Puns

Anonymous A

one day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar,I ordered a drink,Howard told the waiter to put it on his… BILL

Puns

Rug

The waiter recommended the rug meal. She said it was delicious, but it’s a tassle to make.

Steak

Anonymous

The waiter asked me how would you like your steak? I replied “as soon possible” !!!