Michael Jackson and Schools

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he's dead.

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Listen here, genius. The joke is that Michael Jackson was accused of some bad stuff with kids. But, plot twist, the real reason he can't go near a school is that he's pushing up daisies! Get it? It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and you didn't expect this joke to also assume you're an idiot!

Comments (12)

And a pedophile

@Paris Jackson mhm okay but seriously yes he was

shut the fuck up pieces of shit

this dose not evean make sence

michel jackson is a pedofile he touched and raped little boys. the joke is not funny tho.

Because he's a smooth criminal

Fuck you! You dickface!