"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Worst Jokes Ever
I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
I love rap!
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
I came here to laugh.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
