Worst Jokes Ever

What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!

What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

So, a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."

I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching.

Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.

What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?

Posiedown.

When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?

When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.

COP: Are you high?

ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*

COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.

What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.

I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marrahwanah.

Jack got high, slapped her thigh, and then they had some fun.

Jill forgot to take her pills, and now they have a son.

My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!

What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.

Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.