Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!